i just feel like the relationship is missing something, like dastardly cunning and the element of surprise
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glaring at the sun outside as is tradition
press the brain firmly down into the juicer to produce one (1) mistake
i am the schlemiel. i am the schlamazel.
rode my bike until the pedal fell off today (almost immediately, not that good at putting a bike together)
screaming into the postbox, just popping that right in the post for you
house full of dead tulips
and now everything is worse
in a way haven't we all been wearing masks this whole ti-
when we get out of here everybody's going to be so bad at hanging out. gonna be at a party where nobody knows how to stand cause they're only used to socialising from the chest up.
daddy what did you do in the covid war, son i worked on user retention
i apologise for my repetitive, faulty, and annoying tweets today but also every day
ok here’s the next round of the quiz and you’re all gonna fuckin hate it
my cat is going to murder me in the night one day and i love her for it
python is a language for nasty weirdos
lost my bike so ran to chat with the deer
april's playlist closed for business
in a lot of ways we are all google meat
bought a laser pointer for the cat to confirm that she is really stupid
all out herbs have grown except the thyme. makes u think
brain runs out of yesyes juice within 1 day if i dont run around or lift
every morning in lockdown i come downstairs singing a beautiful day in
i will roast and eat cauliflower until i am successful
listen kid i can make all the pain stop right now, all you have to do is
no longer ready for a week of rain
the guys at the veg market are just selling us bigger and bigger
chris hemsworth explodes 300 heads (2020) dir. herzog
plumbing netflix for the latest trash to eat
ready for a week of rain
look up noam gabo when all this is over