quick q what happens to the cat's soul in soul
i was cursed to only speak in long, eloquent prose directly from my arse
Snow day
haggus
look im sorry but My Neeps My Tats My Whisky And My
where do all the sleds come from
here hold this it tells you everything thats going on everywhere all at once but without any context
my ideal dog is unimaginably huge, larger than the earth. a lovecraftian titan who wants a scritch that can never be got
when u refer to a letter or its content outside of the context of a letter its considered breaking kayfabe and is frowned upon in the civil war reenactment community
winding it in for everybodys sake
all that stands between me and the void is one to two hours of shit tv a night
i get back from running in the park and i deliver my morning dog report in full and at length
i like the nervous host energy of the guy who wipes down the mic and lectern. do you want any more drinks? sorry the house is a real mess i didn't have much warning ahahaha
desperately upset that the @secondgentleman handle is taken
npm install logs being like wow this blew up here's my soundcloud and onlyfans support open source
well look at you all stressed out and nowhere to go
cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; every time you try and change the bin the bag will be a bit small and will rip a bit
running far enough that all the bits of my body fall off until im a head in a bin
devastating ourselves with sad books of an evening
the real victim of all of this is jack, who has to see himself in the facetime preview far more than he'd like
watching them play gwent. throwing my beer and popcorn at the tv when the call's bullshit
Climbers
Freezing fog
Comma
The prison inside prison
This is not the apocalypse you were looking for
Local power and the social order
Khan
Rates
And who makes the clouds?
Collapse
there must be so much food in the wrong place in this country right now
Untitled
Could that work
How she got there
My top films of 2020
am i depressed again or did i just forget my afternoon coffee
My top miscellanea of 2020
on strike until the rain stops
This candle doesn't smell of anything