when we get out of here everybody's going to be so bad at hanging out. gonna be at a party where nobody knows how to stand cause they're only used to socialising from the chest up.
Robert Pattinson in Isolation
daddy what did you do in the covid war, son i worked on user retention
i apologise for my repetitive, faulty, and annoying tweets today but also every day
Wait and see
Second-guessing the modern web
ok here’s the next round of the quiz and you’re all gonna fuckin hate it
The real Lord of the Flies
How this site works
my cat is going to murder me in the night one day and i love her for it
days and nights in the garden
Profile of a killer: COVID-19
Negroni Season
PTSD: Pandemic Superpower
python is a language for nasty weirdos
That time Grimes thought she was Huckleberry Finn
The Distrust of LBJ-Era Filmmaking
When Oil Derricks Ruled the L.A. Landscape
Walk directly into the sea
lost my bike so ran to chat with the deer
Supermarket dash
april's playlist closed for business
in a lot of ways we are all google meat
The Battle of Helm's Deep, Part I
bought a laser pointer for the cat to confirm that she is really stupid
all out herbs have grown except the thyme. makes u think
brain runs out of yesyes juice within 1 day if i dont run around or lift
every morning in lockdown i come downstairs singing a beautiful day in
i will roast and eat cauliflower until i am successful
listen kid i can make all the pain stop right now, all you have to do is
no longer ready for a week of rain
the guys at the veg market are just selling us bigger and bigger
Virtual rate cut forces Nintendo gamers into riskier assets
The Pandemic Shows What Cities Have Surrendered to Cars
chris hemsworth explodes 300 heads (2020) dir. herzog
plumbing netflix for the latest trash to eat
The bedsheets may be in use elsewhere?
Shortages
look up noam gabo when all this is over
ready for a week of rain